If Christina & The Dream Can’t Make It…

12 Jul

I’m sad to say that Christina Milian and The Dream will be getting divorced.

Splitzville for Christina Milian and The Dream Photo Credit: http://justjared.buzznet.com/

So Sad.

I’m giving up on relationships. What is there to try for? If Christina and The Dream can’t make it, what hope do the rest of us have?

The couple have been separated since late last year, but kept their martial problems quiet, probably to protect the baby girl that they had in February of this year.

I know one thing, Christina will be able to pawn that 6 carat ring Dream bought her from Ivanka Trump’s jewelry line…

Pawn this Ring Honey, Christian Milian's 6 Carat Ring from Cheating Husband, The Dream Photo Credit: http://poponthepop.com

and I hope she saved her money from the exclusive picture rights she sold of her and baby Violet. (I mean, I could barely find any pics of that little tyke ANYWHERE.}

Baby Violet. Let's hope she turns out to look like her mother. Photo Credit: http://justjared.buzznet.com/

Let me commend her for that.  I mean, I like Christina, especially since seeing her in “Be Cool”

But ole girl, from Southern Maryland (Waldorf if I remember correctly) isn’t exactly racking in the roles and her songs aren’t topping the charts.

The news of the pending divorce emerged after pictures of The Dream Nasty Cheater, hit the net. He’s seen frolicking and wearing NOT ENOUGH CLOTHES TO COVER THAT NASTY GUT, with an “assistant.” That chick is worse than “Company” – as in, I have “company” right now. {UPDATE: The Hussy’s name is Melissa Santiago}

As @SocialDani put it: What’s more offensive? Public display of man boobs or staging canoodling photos w/your assistant while wife & 5 month old are @ home?


The Cheater, The Dream, caught on the beach with his Assistant Photo Credit: http://www.radaronline.com

Good luck homegirl. Don’t spend too much time on Robertson. Take care of that baby and get back in the studio. {The name of Christina’s upcoming album was tentatively entitled, Elope. The two eloped last September in Las Vegas and tied the knot a second time in Rome in December} Rethink that title honey.


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